Market Analysts
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Analysts' Reasoning
Two market analysts are walking down the street. One sees a dollar lying on the sidewalk, and says so. "Obviously not," says the other. "If there were, someone would have picked it up!"
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Three market analysts went out hunting, and came across a large bear. The first analyst fired, but missed by a meter to the left. The second one fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third analyst didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"