I'm aware that I make you feel inadequate, and it's not my fault.AusDoc said:Acronyms anyone?
YUPPIE: Young, Upwardly-Mobile Professional
SNAG : Single, New Age Guy
DINKS: Double Income, No Kids
WOOF: Well Off Older Folk
GOFER: Genial Old Farts Enjoying Retirement
TEPID: Tastes Expensive, Pension Inadequate, Dammit
ORCHID: One Recent Child, Heavily In Debt
GUNNER: Grossly Underachieving Neurotic Narcissist Erupting Repetitively
Piper said:I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was very irritated ...
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
Today I only get hunat eighty?
Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"