Jokes Thread

"""I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.""" - M. Headberg
 
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Several Representatives of the Chinese Government visited senior US Government Officials on a fact finding tour.

The Chinese stated to the Americans, "we are here to learn how the US does Propaganda"

The US Officials looked uneasy and with smirks stated in unison, "the US does not do Propaganda"

The Chinese broke into a broad smiles and excitedly responded, "YES YES, that is what we here here to learn"
 
A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!”
Herman replied, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!”
 
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