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Jack said:
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Piper without the Hoodie?!
 
A man is getting ready to go on a business trip...

He has been suspicious of his wife cheating on him. So he places under his bed a spoon attached to a string that hangs on the metal frame with a bowl of milk under it. He measures the weight of his wife in bed alone to make sure it is not in the milk unless there is more weight.
The man leaves and comes home after a few days and looks under his bed to find a bowl of butter.
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yep - Trading naked, get rid of all those crap indicators, they can be compared to tipping a can of fruit salad into your cocktail.

I'm a little concerned about what the winning hand is doing under the table, must be a Broker.
 
I know most retail traders like to think of themselves as being traders, market makers, economists and technical analysts all rolled into one. This is not the case in the institutional world where each roll (sic) is very carefully defined:

Spot dealer or market maker:
You wear white socks with cheap shoes and an expensive suit. You can remember every single trade for the last 30 years but you only recount the good ones. The longest you’ve ever held a position was that time you popped out for a smoko. When you hear the following terms, (you immediately think of):
Prop trader (half-day),
Analyst (yesterday’s weather),
Strategist (I’ll take his stops on my books),
Economist (sorry, what’s that).

Prop dealer:
You are of course a master of the universe and you dress accordingly, soft shoes no socks of course. Losses as well as profits are worn as a badge of honour and it was their fault for hiring you during a draw-down phase! When you hear the following terms, (you immediately think of):
Spot dealer (sell 20 for me, take a pip for yourself),
Analyst (Shrink, yes I’ve got one),
Strategist (Puhleeese),
Economist (sad sod on only $400k).

Analyst:
Well, let’s face it, you’ve failed at all the others so you are now an analyst or worse still, an independent analyst (unemployed). When you hear the following terms, (you immediately think of):
Prop trader (I used to be better than him),
Spot dealer (I used to be better than him),
Strategist (I am better than him),
Economist (I am better than him).

Strategist: You get 4 out of 5 trade directions right yet you still lose money. The spot dealer wants to enter the market when you are stopping out. Your own wife asks you who you are twice a week. When you hear the following terms, (you immediately think of):
Prop trader (I hate him),
Spot dealer (I hate him),
Analyst (Shrink, yes I’ve got two),
Economist (I hate him).

Economist: You are 55 but look 42. You dress impeccably, elegant and sophisticated. You are the lucky sod on $400k. When you hear the following terms, (you immediately think of):
Prop trader (Something to do with the theatre?),
Spot dealer (Dog salesman),
Strategist (Hairdresser),
Analyst (Interior designer).

Source: http://www.forextell.com/definitive-definitions-prop-traders-dealers-strategists-etc/
 
Jack said:
Trying to tell us something there Piper? :p haha
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Yep :p
Forex trading is inherently risky and you may loose all your capital, and past results not guaranteeing future performance... blah blah blah 8)

-P
 
Piper said:
Yep :p
Forex trading is inherently risky and you may loose all your capital, and past results not guaranteeing future performance... blah blah blah 8)

-P
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Not to worry, I'm sure that you will be able to save up another $100
 
rod178 said:
Not to worry, I'm sure that you will be able to save up another $100
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Nope. If i would open a new account would need at least 500 just to have proper risk management :p Or might just would start to scoop on darwinex and whatnot.
MUHAHA
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